I have yet to express on this blog just how much I LOVE Will Ferrell. Like many other of his movies, there’s a plethora of one-liners that I still laugh at, no matter how many times I watch it. The physical comedy, the way Ferrell never passes up an opportunity to strip down to his tighty-whities, and of course a well-stacked cast of other comedians all make for an excellent time. Cohen’s French accent is just as terrible as Van Dyke’s British one, Molly Shannon is the quirky frosting on the cake, and oddly enough, this is the most normal character I’ve ever seen played by Jane Lynch.
- Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin’ at the air…
- This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
- Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
- Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch?
- There is something I want to get off my chest. It’s about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I… I mean you probably didn’t hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
- Let’s use this knife to pry it out!… You gotta cut around the meat…
- Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my…Katie Couric?
- America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
- Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
- ] If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them ‘Dr. Quinn’ and ‘Medicine Woman’, okay?
- Ten years? Man! I gotta lay off the peyote.
I Stream Too Much 
I’d like talk to you about roaming packs of stray dogs that control most our nations cities.